My name is Tiger Woods

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

Stranger: you got a big dick???

You: what do you think is big?

Stranger: i have a sex addiction and i need to see a dick

Stranger: my name is tiger woods

Stranger: 15 inches is pretty big

You: unrealistic

Stranger: not for me. i only get the choice cut

You: wow

Stranger: and i meant 15 inches in diameter

Stranger: i used to work at a zoo

Stranger: i love elephant cock

Stranger: ...in my hairy asshole

Stranger: i used to be a guy

You: this is very explicit

Stranger: enough about me how about you big guy

Stranger: or girl...

Stranger: or tranny like me

Stranger: you wanna turn on your webcam and see me fist my asshole?

You: not really

Stranger: you sure? i can fit both fists

You: no thanks

Stranger: do you wanna fist my asshole?

Stranger: its not THAT dirty

You: no

Stranger: yeah you do pussy

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You keeping it real? No, I took the blue pill...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

Stranger: Whatup

Stranger: homie

Stranger: you keeping it real?

You: no

Stranger: good.. real sucks

Stranger: graphics outside are horrible

You: I took the blue pill

Stranger: ah shit

Stranger: i don't remember which does what

You: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Redpill

Stranger: I see

Stranger: I took some kind of pill from my uncle

Stranger: I wouldn't reccomend it

You: what did he do to you?

Stranger: my uncle... he didn't do anything to me

Stranger: i just took some pills

Stranger: I could taste colors for about an hour

You have disconnected.

Wild stranger appeared

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

Stranger: Wild stranger appeared.

You: I throw my pokeball?

You: and shoot you with a tranquilizer dart?

Stranger: Wild stranger broke free!

You: I say I'm sorry and ask you out to dinner

You: or coffee

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Are you gay?

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

Stranger: are you gay

You: no

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

HUGE RIBBED ITALIAN COCK

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

Stranger: do u wanna see my HUGE RIBBED ITALIAN COCK?

You: does it have feathers?

Stranger: yes

Stranger: banderass_85@hotmail.com

Stranger: add m

Stranger: e

Stranger: on msn

You: i will not

Stranger: why

You have disconnected.

Girls from Texas

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: sup needle dick?

You: hi

You: its actually a hypodermic needle

You: filled with aids and shit

Stranger: o man

You: like literally

You: full of fecal matter

Stranger: that is quite unfortunate

You: you would think so but all the ladies in new jersey just love it

Stranger: hm guess differnt chics like differnt things

You: yeah

Stranger: the girls from down here in texas love is when he piss up there but hole and smear are shit down there face

You: cool

Stranger: meh

Stranger: its a lot of work actually

You: how so

You: explain, in detail please

Stranger: well all that shiting and pissing gets exuasting ya no

Stranger: i mean like i gotta take lacsitives jsut do shit enough

Stranger: and then sometimes then complain that im not pissing hard enough and man it just gets annoying

You: sorry to hear that man

Stranger: thanks

Stranger: it means a lot to know there's someone who cares

You: there always is

Stranger: :') thank you so much

You: youre very welcome

Stranger: you have changed my life

You: i have that effect on people?

Stranger: yes

Stranger: yes you do you kind soul

You: stop you're being too kind

Stranger: no i mean it

Stranger: i felt so usless just shitting and pissing up butholes all the time

Stranger: but yuo

Stranger: you made me feel importan

You: thank you and good night

Stranger: yes good night to you as well

Stranger: may the force be with you

Stranger: and your needle dick

You: and you as well, wise pee-er into girls assholes

You have disconnected.