National Treasure Roleplay

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You: hey
Stranger: aussie m looking for f pics and cyber on msn
You: can we roleplay a little here first
Stranger: depends
Stranger: I'm listening
You: how horny are you?
Stranger: pretty
You: you enter my house
You: i'm watching national treasure with nic cage
Stranger: Umm...okay
You: you sit down beside me
You: start doing something
Stranger: I put my hand around your shoulder, feeling the smooth skin of your arm
Stranger: my other hand reaches over to your thigh...
You: i reach into my purse
You: I pull out a copy of the declaration of independence
Stranger: and pepper spray me, right?
You: just like nic cage has in the movie
Stranger: ok
You: i unscroll it and start reading it outloud
You: I put on my colonial wig
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I've never been interested in fishing

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You: hi
Stranger: heyyy
Stranger: u hornyyy
You: by horny do you mean have horns
You: if so then yes
Stranger: um no
You: i have two horns
Stranger: okay
Stranger: then
You: ones a french horn
You: the other is a jazz horn
Stranger: i ment r u feelin dirty
You: well i havent showered today
Stranger: i mean do u feel very sexual
Stranger: like u wanna have sex
Stranger: or touch urself
Stranger: or masterbate
You: well whenver my noses itches i scratch it so i guess i touch myself then
Stranger: omg do u wanna have cyber sex
You: is it safe cyber sex?
Stranger: like do u feel like u wanna get naked and touch ur dick or pussy
You: i don't want any viruses
Stranger: like with a condom okay
Stranger: ur u a guy or girl
You: i am from uraguay how did you know?
Stranger: i mean r u a girl or a boy
You: well the law says i'm an adult
Stranger: r u a women or man
You: but my heart still feels young
Stranger: do u know how to masterbate
You: it's probably from all the running I do
Stranger: just tell me if ur a guy or women
You: i don't think one person can be women
Stranger: do u want me to teach u how to masterbate
You: women is for multiple people
Stranger: woman
You: i've never been interested in fishing
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Talk dirty to me

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You: hey
Stranger: are you the one saying hi ryan
You: no
You: this bores me
Stranger: oh i disconnected from some guy and it took me back to him for some reason
Stranger: fuck my cock
Stranger: you slutty whore
Stranger: talk dirty to me
Stranger: baby
Stranger: fuck me
Stranger: oh yeah
Stranger: in that hole
Stranger: come on me
Stranger: money shot all over me
Stranger: you still bored
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Mr. Bigglesworth and Ms. Butterworth

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You: Hello

Stranger: hi

You: Mr. Bigglesworth I presume

Stranger: got me

Stranger: ms butterworth right?

You: Oh dear, I've been found out

Stranger: O; indeed you have

You: You know what this means, don't you?

Stranger: Um...no pants party?

You: That is absurd, of course there will be a no pants party

Stranger: I'm invited right?

You: Invited? HA

Stranger: I'll bring snacks :3

You: You are on the VIP list

Stranger: Oh heck yeah ;D

You: Mmm... Snacks you say?

You: What kind of snacks?

Stranger: poptarts and ring pops

You: I shall bring the fermented yak urine beverage

Stranger: I'll bring the giant glass to put it in

You: No need, we can drink it straight out of the bladder

Stranger: well ive never drank it that way before

Stranger: but ill try anything once

You: I'll try anything twice ;)

Stranger: Oh really now? O:

You: Oh yes

You: Meow!!!

Stranger: So ms. Butterworth are you really a ms?

You: Well with the way this conversation seems to be going, not for very much longer

You: teehee

Stranger: You are a lady.

You: and you are quite the gentleman

You: but I hope you are less gentle in bed...

Stranger: Im not a man. O:<

You: so this isnt Mr. Bigglesworth?

Stranger: I am too a lady

Stranger: no its his wife

You: This is embarassing

You: Ummm

Stranger: So you've been sleeping with my husband?

You: my casserole is finished, I need to go

Stranger: :D i want some

You: and someone's calling the phone

You: and there's a census taker at the door

You: and the mormons are at the back door

You: bye bye now

Stranger: XD

Stranger: byr

Stranger: bye*

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Hey ho, lets go hey ho, lets go!

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You: Hey

Stranger: Ho

You: Heeeeey

Stranger: Ho!!!!!!

You: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey!!!

Stranger: HO!!!!!!!!!!! LET'S GO!!!!!!!!

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30% of women...

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Stranger: 30 percent of women have had a sexual encounter with a dog, oral or more.
You: wow
You: can you back up that statistic?
Stranger: wiki it
Stranger: are you a girl
You: nope
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Where da bud at?

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You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: where da bud at?
Stranger: IN JAIL
You: shiiit!
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