Sunday, September 26, 2010

I've never been interested in fishing

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: hi
Stranger: heyyy
Stranger: u hornyyy
You: by horny do you mean have horns
You: if so then yes
Stranger: um no
You: i have two horns
Stranger: okay
Stranger: then
You: ones a french horn
You: the other is a jazz horn
Stranger: i ment r u feelin dirty
You: well i havent showered today
Stranger: i mean do u feel very sexual
Stranger: like u wanna have sex
Stranger: or touch urself
Stranger: or masterbate
You: well whenver my noses itches i scratch it so i guess i touch myself then
Stranger: omg do u wanna have cyber sex
You: is it safe cyber sex?
Stranger: like do u feel like u wanna get naked and touch ur dick or pussy
You: i don't want any viruses
Stranger: like with a condom okay
Stranger: ur u a guy or girl
You: i am from uraguay how did you know?
Stranger: i mean r u a girl or a boy
You: well the law says i'm an adult
Stranger: r u a women or man
You: but my heart still feels young
Stranger: do u know how to masterbate
You: it's probably from all the running I do
Stranger: just tell me if ur a guy or women
You: i don't think one person can be women
Stranger: do u want me to teach u how to masterbate
You: women is for multiple people
Stranger: woman
You: i've never been interested in fishing
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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