Mr. Bigglesworth and Ms. Butterworth

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hello

Stranger: hi

You: Mr. Bigglesworth I presume

Stranger: got me

Stranger: ms butterworth right?

You: Oh dear, I've been found out

Stranger: O; indeed you have

You: You know what this means, don't you?

Stranger: Um...no pants party?

You: That is absurd, of course there will be a no pants party

Stranger: I'm invited right?

You: Invited? HA

Stranger: I'll bring snacks :3

You: You are on the VIP list

Stranger: Oh heck yeah ;D

You: Mmm... Snacks you say?

You: What kind of snacks?

Stranger: poptarts and ring pops

You: I shall bring the fermented yak urine beverage

Stranger: I'll bring the giant glass to put it in

You: No need, we can drink it straight out of the bladder

Stranger: well ive never drank it that way before

Stranger: but ill try anything once

You: I'll try anything twice ;)

Stranger: Oh really now? O:

You: Oh yes

You: Meow!!!

Stranger: So ms. Butterworth are you really a ms?

You: Well with the way this conversation seems to be going, not for very much longer

You: teehee

Stranger: You are a lady.

You: and you are quite the gentleman

You: but I hope you are less gentle in bed...

Stranger: Im not a man. O:<

You: so this isnt Mr. Bigglesworth?

Stranger: I am too a lady

Stranger: no its his wife

You: This is embarassing

You: Ummm

Stranger: So you've been sleeping with my husband?

You: my casserole is finished, I need to go

Stranger: :D i want some

You: and someone's calling the phone

You: and there's a census taker at the door

You: and the mormons are at the back door

You: bye bye now

Stranger: XD

Stranger: byr

Stranger: bye*

You have disconnected.