Girls from Texas

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: sup needle dick?

You: hi

You: its actually a hypodermic needle

You: filled with aids and shit

Stranger: o man

You: like literally

You: full of fecal matter

Stranger: that is quite unfortunate

You: you would think so but all the ladies in new jersey just love it

Stranger: hm guess differnt chics like differnt things

You: yeah

Stranger: the girls from down here in texas love is when he piss up there but hole and smear are shit down there face

You: cool

Stranger: meh

Stranger: its a lot of work actually

You: how so

You: explain, in detail please

Stranger: well all that shiting and pissing gets exuasting ya no

Stranger: i mean like i gotta take lacsitives jsut do shit enough

Stranger: and then sometimes then complain that im not pissing hard enough and man it just gets annoying

You: sorry to hear that man

Stranger: thanks

Stranger: it means a lot to know there's someone who cares

You: there always is

Stranger: :') thank you so much

You: youre very welcome

Stranger: you have changed my life

You: i have that effect on people?

Stranger: yes

Stranger: yes you do you kind soul

You: stop you're being too kind

Stranger: no i mean it

Stranger: i felt so usless just shitting and pissing up butholes all the time

Stranger: but yuo

Stranger: you made me feel importan

You: thank you and good night

Stranger: yes good night to you as well

Stranger: may the force be with you

Stranger: and your needle dick

You: and you as well, wise pee-er into girls assholes

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