Metric System

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Stranger: hello

You: hi

You: stranger

Stranger: do u like dick

Stranger: mines a 17cm

Stranger: urs

You: sorry, I dont use the metric system

Stranger: so ur a yank?

Stranger: ????

You: I prefer the term asshole

Stranger: chick or dick?

You: rooster

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Gay?

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You: 5 days!!!

Stranger: Gay?

You: do you know what is in 5 days?

Stranger: When my mouth is going to be on your dick for 24 hours

You: wow

You: that's an odd guess

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U hav brown hair

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You: hi

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You: red

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Awesome Spanish Dude

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You: hi

Stranger: communist?

You: does a red beard count?

Stranger: no

Stranger: you have to be a true one

Stranger: an idealist

You: meaning what exactly

Stranger: meaning like one who really wants the proletarian revolution against this slavist system

You: where do you live?

Stranger: does that really matter?

Stranger: well you can guess

You: im just curious

Stranger: Spain

You: how long have you been living there

Stranger: i've been born here

You: but were you living there 30 years ago?

Stranger: no 24

You: my mom went there about 30 years ago and she told me how bad it was, with the secret police

Stranger: yeah well we had i quite strong dictatorship

Stranger: like 30 years ago was in middle of the transition process

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Are you a horny girl?

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You: Hi

Stranger: are you a horny girl?

You: it's called porn

You: use it

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