Monday, April 19, 2010

Metric System

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: hi
You: stranger
Stranger: do u like dick
Stranger: mines a 17cm
Stranger: urs
You: sorry, I dont use the metric system
Stranger: so ur a yank?
Stranger: ????
You: I prefer the term asshole
Stranger: chick or dick?
You: rooster
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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