30% of women...

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Stranger: 30 percent of women have had a sexual encounter with a dog, oral or more.
You: wow
You: can you back up that statistic?
Stranger: wiki it
Stranger: are you a girl
You: nope
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Where da bud at?

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You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: where da bud at?
Stranger: IN JAIL
You: shiiit!
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Türk müsün ?

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Stranger: hey

You: hello

Stranger: asl

You: 17 m ny

You: you?

Stranger: türk müsün ?:D

Stranger: aq ! :D

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You have 15 seconds to impress me

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You: hi

Stranger: hi

You: you have 15 seconds to impress me

You: GO

You: 15

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Stranger: shit

You: 10

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Stranger: bull shit

You: 2

You: 1

You: anything?

You: guess not

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You're hired

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You: hi

Stranger: hey

You: ooh, you sound enthusiastic

You: i like that

You: you're hired

Stranger: for what?

You: can you start monday?

You: your new job

Stranger: haha

Stranger: what kinda job>

Stranger: *?

You: that doesn't matter

You: what matters is that you got the job

You: so can you start monday or not

Stranger: no

Stranger: i wanna start now

Stranger: hahaha

You: we're normally closed on the weekends

Stranger: ok bye the

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Yo mama

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You: hey

Stranger: do you know whos a whore

You: umm

Stranger: yo moma

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