You're hired

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

Stranger: hey

You: ooh, you sound enthusiastic

You: i like that

You: you're hired

Stranger: for what?

You: can you start monday?

You: your new job

Stranger: haha

Stranger: what kinda job>

Stranger: *?

You: that doesn't matter

You: what matters is that you got the job

You: so can you start monday or not

Stranger: no

Stranger: i wanna start now

Stranger: hahaha

You: we're normally closed on the weekends

Stranger: ok bye the

Your conversational partner has disconnected.