Monday, December 28, 2009
Something New
Since I love sharing my omegle chats so much I thought I should also share my Chat Roulette conversations. Instead of making another blog for this I decided that I'm just going to supplement this blog with stuff from Chat Roulette with screen caps.
Chat Roulette
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: ello
You: ever heard of chatroulette
You: its like this but with webcams
Stranger: mhmm im listening
You: but that means half the people are guys jacking off
Stranger: i wonder y
You: but you can find cool things
You: i met a really nice girl from england
Stranger: like TITTIES?
You: those too
Stranger: lol rite onj
You: there are videos of people having sex
Stranger: on*
Stranger: umm so i assume u've seen 2 girls 1 cup then huh?
You: and some video of an old guy and his icecubes
Stranger: o wow
You: and i mean literal ice cubes
You: he just rubs them on his face and the video disconnects
Stranger: so he stepped on his jays?
You have disconnected.
Classic asl?
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi asl?
You: why
You: do you want to know
You: if i'm a guy you're just gonna disconnect
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Friday, December 25, 2009
M or F?
You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: m or f?
You: m but why does that matter to you
Stranger: fuck u
You: are you a perv?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Saturday, November 14, 2009
My hat
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: This is my hat now, totally my hat.
You: cool
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
I'm horny indeed
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: i'm horny indeed..
You: wow
You: a hello would have been nice
You: but you just went straight to it
Stranger: sorry if disturbing u
Stranger: ^_^
You: the smiley just makes it worse
Stranger: lol
You: and now you're laughing
You: that's just creepy
Stranger: ok thanks for boring me
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Do you want me?
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hii
You: hi
Stranger: asl
You: you seem happy
Stranger: i doo
Stranger: i amm
You: 17/m/us
You: you?
Stranger: 19 m canada
Stranger: want me?
You: what do you mean by that
Stranger: bi? gay?
You: no
Stranger: k bye'
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Monday, October 26, 2009
It started with a jsdffjs
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: jsdffjs
Stranger: dfij
You: hi
Stranger: dsfjsd
Stranger: jfds
Stranger: ipjs
Stranger: fpdjsd
Stranger: fjds
Stranger: pjfds
Stranger: fis
Stranger: djf
Stranger: sdpjfs
Stranger: dfjsidjfisdjf
Stranger: dsf]dsf
Stranger: dsf
Stranger: dsf
Stranger: sd
Stranger: fs
Stranger: dfdsf
Stranger: sd
Stranger: f
Stranger: dsgh
Stranger: dh
Stranger: hd
Stranger: y
Stranger: trs
Stranger: hytr
Stranger: sghts
Stranger: rth
Stranger: abs
Stranger: trgfh
Stranger: estrhsr
Stranger: tfh
Stranger: aestrh
Stranger: s
Stranger: th
Stranger: as
Stranger: th
Stranger: ash
Stranger: t
Stranger: ar
Stranger: h
Stranger: arseh
Stranger: e5
Stranger: tyh
Stranger: a
Stranger: fsg
Stranger: a
Stranger: ga
Stranger: df
Stranger: gva
Stranger: fdaaf
Stranger: df
Stranger: f
Stranger: af
Stranger: ad
Stranger: afd
Stranger: asd
Stranger: fsgf
Stranger: fg
Stranger: df
Stranger: gdfg
Stranger: df
Stranger: gdg
Stranger: aaffafg
Stranger: ag
Stranger: gf
Stranger: afaga
Stranger: g
Stranger: dfsgs
Stranger: fs
Stranger: fhy
Stranger: utrd
Stranger: jrs
Stranger: y
Stranger: tyd
Stranger: j
Stranger: gn
Stranger: azs
Stranger: gfn
Stranger: szgtr
Stranger: ntsrg
Stranger: jjar
Stranger: y
Stranger: atrh
You: interesting
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Saturday, October 10, 2009
I guess he/she doesnt like NY
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: from?
You: new york
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Name Guessing
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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: you're a guy\
Stranger: and your name is mark
You: sorry
Stranger: y/n
Stranger: no?
You: n
Stranger: fuck
You: are you looking for him
Stranger: I'm trying to guess people
Stranger: to freak them out
Stranger: ok, your name is Mariah
Stranger: y/n
You: n
You: you wont guess my name
Stranger: Bethany?
You: its not so common
You: no
You: i'm a guy
Stranger: IS IT RUSSIAN
You: no
Stranger: OH YOU
Stranger: ok is it ERAGON
Stranger: eraldo
You: no
Stranger: dickbutt?
Stranger: haha
Stranger: sorry bro
Stranger: http://www.mangafox.com/manga/fuan_no_tane/v02/c000/15.html
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Male or Female?
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: m.f?
You: why does it matter?
You: are you a perv
You: there are too many creepy guys here
Stranger: i wud like to know so if ur a man ull tell me now instead of posing as a woman
Stranger: and then telling me something nasty 20 mins later
You: so you are here for that kind of stuff
Stranger: maw
You: sicko
Stranger: fuck u
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Tuesday, August 25, 2009
Sorry to Hear That
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: i'm a jew
Stranger: i'm sorry to hear that
You have disconnected.
Tuesday, June 30, 2009
So Long
I'm going away for 6 weeks now and I won't have any internet access but when I come back I will have plenty of things to post.
Tuesday, June 23, 2009
Horny But Honest #2
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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: I'm looking girls who want to have webcam chat
20/m/France
You: umm...
You: how do i put this nicely?
You: NO
You have disconnected.
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: I'm looking girls who want to have webcam chat
20/m/France
You: umm...
You: how do i put this nicely?
You: NO
You have disconnected.
Another Horny But Honest Fellow
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hey
Stranger: how r u
You: pretty good, I just finished my last regents (standardized testing)
today
You: you
Stranger: i am fine too
Stranger: thanks
You: it was my last one ever and pretty easy
You: and in one week i start traveling
Stranger: it is well
Stranger: where will u travel?
You: israel for 6 weeks as part of a youth program
You: i have to get my haircut on thursday otherwise i will most likely
die in the desert
You: it's a big red mess of curly hair right now
Stranger: so you are man ha?
You: yes
Stranger: sorry but i am here for cyber sex and i am also man
Stranger: so i am looking for women
You: oh
You: at least you're honest
You: good luck
You have disconnected.
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hey
Stranger: how r u
You: pretty good, I just finished my last regents (standardized testing)
today
You: you
Stranger: i am fine too
Stranger: thanks
You: it was my last one ever and pretty easy
You: and in one week i start traveling
Stranger: it is well
Stranger: where will u travel?
You: israel for 6 weeks as part of a youth program
You: i have to get my haircut on thursday otherwise i will most likely
die in the desert
You: it's a big red mess of curly hair right now
Stranger: so you are man ha?
You: yes
Stranger: sorry but i am here for cyber sex and i am also man
Stranger: so i am looking for women
You: oh
You: at least you're honest
You: good luck
You have disconnected.
Sunday, June 21, 2009
Upfront
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: male, 23, looking for chat with female 19 or older who is willing to get a little raunchy...don't want to offend, so i am being upfront
You have disconnected.
Tell Me I Have a Big Dick
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: tell me i have a big dick
You: what?
Stranger: you know, a big dick
Stranger: tell me i have one
You: why
Stranger: because its size requires confirmation
You: that's creepy
Stranger: I DO NOT APPRECIATE SUCH INSOLENCE
You: but i'm intrigued
Stranger: YOU DO NOT PLEASE THE ANDRE
You: sorry?
Stranger: bored
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Cyber?
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi sexy beast
Stranger: cyber?
You: tonight?
Stranger: now
You: can you explain what cyber is?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Saturday, June 20, 2009
Missing Elbow
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: I LOST MY ELBOW
You: hi
You: OH NO
Stranger: :|
Stranger: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP
You: call 911
Stranger: IT RAN AWAY
Stranger: AND I DNNO WHY
You: try bending your arm and see if it comes back
Stranger: NO NO
Stranger: ITS STILL NOT THERE
Stranger: IM SCARED
Stranger: HOLD ME
You: this is a problem
You: remain calm
Stranger: YES
You: do you have a towel?
Stranger: OH GEEEZ
Stranger: yes actually
Stranger: how odd
You: tie it around you're arm to stop the imaginary blood
Stranger: oh theres no blood
Stranger: THERES JUST NO ELBOW
Stranger: IM ISS MY WENIS
You: therapists also says the rapists
Stranger: whats that?
Stranger: rape?
You: RAPE?
You: NO
You: STOP
You: dont touch me there
Stranger: AHAHAHAH
Stranger: DOES NOT IT FEEL FUNNEH NICE?
You: stabbity stab stab
You: who are you dr frankenfurter?
Stranger: i dont have a penis.
You: would you like one?
You: they have surgeries
Stranger: uhm
Stranger: no
Stranger: because
Stranger: i like wearing little shorts and idk it would feel odd with something in between my legs :S
Stranger: TU ME COMPRENNES?
You: i understand
Stranger: great
Stranger: !
You: i need to go now, it was nice talking to you and good luck with your elbow
Stranger: oh thanks
Stranger: bye
Stranger: you tioo
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Wu Tang
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: wu tang forever
You have disconnected.
Truffle Shuffle Roleplay
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hey babe
You: i am not a female and i am not a pig
You: good day sir
Stranger: im a pig!
You: SWINE FLU
Stranger: GAAAAAAH
You: so where do we go from here
Stranger: welll
You: down the well?
Stranger: we could pretend i AM a chick and cyber
You: like in the goonies
Stranger: yeah
You: do the truffle shuffle
You: DO IT!!!
Stranger: *commences to shuffle*
You: yeah thats the stuff
Stranger: mmmmm
You: well i'm satisfied
You: *gives you a sticker for best truffle shuffling
Stranger: yay
You: you are one interesting stranger
Stranger: ya
Stranger: you like it dont you
Stranger: YOU DIRTY WHORE
You: i prefer the term working girl
You: and i am very clean, i shower every night
Stranger: well, i am going to RUIN you!!!
You: wow, really?
You: i'm intrigued
Stranger: i'll shoot it in your hair
You: shoot what?
Stranger: JIZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
You: and i'l deflect it with my level five jizz shield
Stranger: not if i reveal my trap card!
You: what are you, eight?
You: nobody uses their trap cards anymore
Stranger: fuck you, im bringing it back
You: i'm intrigued
You: *throws smoke bomb and vanishes
You have disconnected.
Trolls
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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: TROLLS
Stranger: oh noes!
You: behind you
You: what do you do
Stranger: I take my glass of water and fight them off
You: smart one
You: it is late for me, i must be going
You: thank you for your time
You: and I hope you enjoy yourself
Stranger: I did
Stranger: thank you
Stranger: Enjoy your sleep
You: thank you
You have disconnected.
The Game Goatse
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: grassman?
Stranger: or goatse?
You: i have a beard
Stranger: ______________________________________
_/_____\_____________\____________/____\
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.\________|____________|_________\|_______|
_\_______|_/_________/__\\\___--___\\_______:
__\______\/_____--~~__________~--__|_\_____|
___\______\_-~___________________~-_\____|
____\______\_________.----------.________\|___|
______\_____\______//_________(_(__>__\___|
_______\___.__C____)_.............._(_(____>__|__/
_______/\_|___C_____)/_The _\_(_____>__|_/
______/_/\|___C_____)_Game_|__(___>___/__\
_____|___(___C_____)\______/__//___/_/_____\
_____|____\__|_____\\_________//__(__/______|
____|_\____\____)___`----___--'______________|
____|__\______________\_______/__________/_|
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____|____________|____./______\___\__________|_
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___\______\_-~___________________~-_\____|
____\______\_________.----------.________\|___|
______\_____\______//_________(_(__>__\___|
_______\___.__C____)_.............._(_(____>__|__/
_______/\_|___C_____)/_The _\_(_____>__|_/
______/_/\|___C_____)_Game_|__(___>___/__\
_____|___(___C_____)\______/__//___/_/_____\
_____|____\__|_____\\_________//__(__/______|
____|_\____\____)___`----___--'______________|
____|__\______________\_______/__________/_|
____|_____________/____|_____|__\___________|
____|____________|____./______\___\__________|_
___|____________/____..|_______|___\__________|
___|___________/_____..\___/\___/_____|_________|
___|__________/________|____|_______|_________|
__|__________|_________|____|_______|_________|
Stranger: you lose
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Schrute Bucks Conversion
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Do you know the conversion rate of Schrute bucks to Stanley nickels?
Stranger: 10 schrutes to one nickle
You: thank you
Stranger: or is it the other way around
You: i've asked 22 people before i go to you
Stranger: either one will not buy you a sheet of paper
You: what about a beet
You: or cpr dummy
Stranger: you can trade 1 beet for a ream
Stranger: but no one wants a used cpr dummy
You: even if the face is missing
Stranger: especially if the face it missing!
You: awesome
You: I'm sorry I have to go, but this was one of the best conversations of the night
You: thank you very much
Stranger: ur welcome
You have disconnected.
Rapist Swastika
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi stranger
Stranger: hi
You: im a 16 year old boy who are you
Stranger: i give candy to kids like you
You: yum yums
Stranger: and you will wake up with your ass red
You: can you make it purple
Stranger: sure
You: tie dye?
You: rainbow?
Stranger:
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Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Propane
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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You: im a horny teenager, hormones suck
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Kidnap Hookers
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You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: i like to draw penguins
You: do you have any hobbies
Stranger: i make movies
You: i also like to kidnap hookers
You: did i say hookers
You: sorry
You: i meant cookers
You: like kitchen appliance cookers
You: you know
You: like a crock pot
You: this is awkward
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Is That Russian
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You: hi
Stranger: hazal?
You: sorry
Stranger: niye be hacı be
You: is that russian
Stranger: sarışın çıtır
You: i'll take that as a no
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Hello Yellow
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You: hi
Stranger: hello
You: chello
Stranger: bello
You: mellow
Stranger: nellow
You: yellow
Stranger: bellow
You: fellow
Stranger: gellow
You: is that even a word
Stranger: probably not
You: get out
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Hay
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Stranger: hay!
You: thats what horses eat
You: its not what you use to greet
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Fresh Prince of Fail
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You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: i have a little story to tell if you dont mind
Stranger: ok
You: but i need you to help tell it
Stranger: what means
You: when the time comes you'll know
You: so one day i was chilling and relaxing all cool, playing b-ball outside of the school
You: there were a couple of guys that seemed to be all trouble
You: they started making rucus in my neighborhood
You: i got into a little scrap and my mother get quite the fright
You: can you tell me what she said
Stranger: i have no idea
You: really?
Stranger: ah
Stranger: fight
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Fresh Prince of Bel Air
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Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: whats up
You: not much, just took my ap statistics exam today
You: i think i did ok but i wont find out my grade for another 2 months
You: you?
Stranger: just relaxing
Stranger: how old are you?
You: shooting some b ball outside the school?
You: 16
You: did a couple of guys who were up to no good start making trouble in your neighborhood?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
You: what did she say
Stranger: she said I had to move in with my auntie and uncle in belgrade
You: what happened next
Stranger: I got mugged
You: wow, sorry about that
You: was that while you were trying to get a taxi?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: the licence plate said 'death'
Stranger: and there were skulls in the mirror
You: did you get money for another cab by whoring it on the streets
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Cyber Guy
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Stranger: guy lookin for another guy to cyber?
You: woah
You: no thank you
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Cookies and Traps
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Stranger: give me a cookie
You: only if you let me twirl your mustache
Stranger: ok
Stranger: come over
You: no, its a trap
Stranger: ah! how did you know
You: the cookies gave it away
Stranger: damn... people dont accept cookies from strangers anymore
You: try using something besides baked goods next time
You: maybe drugs
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: ok
Stranger: lets try again
You: ok
Stranger: give me heroin
You: only if you pay me in cash
Stranger: i am loaded
Stranger: where do we meet
You: ok, so come over and pay me
You: my place
You: right by the police precinct and chris hanson's house
You: you cant miss it
Stranger: ok
Stranger: ill be over there
You: bring a sandwich from subway
You: tuna, no cheese
Stranger: ok
You: on whole wheat
Stranger: anything else?
You: thats it
Stranger: alright
You: but now you fell for the trap
You: this isnt working very well
Stranger: crap
You: it's really late, i must be going, it was a fun conversation, good luck with your endeavors
Stranger: well
Stranger: ill hang up first!
You: good night
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Chris Hanson
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You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: I'm chris hansen
You: from dateline NBC
Stranger: http://www.Marie-gets-Deflowered.com/?id=5adb263e
You: To Catch a Predator
You: you've been caught
Stranger: sure have
Stranger: well done
You: what were you planning on doing to sugartits72
Stranger: you do realise that no one has display names on this thing
Stranger: and if you were a real investigator
Stranger: you would not ask someone that
You: it's called a joke
You: way to ruin it
Stranger: you should work harder on your practical jokes
You: it's people like you who started global warming
Stranger: lmao
Stranger: cynical bastards?
Stranger: i know
Stranger: damn us
Stranger: but serious
Stranger: this link is hot
Stranger: http://www.Marie-gets-Deflowered.com/?id=5adb263e
You: can you describe it to me
Stranger: fucking hot girl
Stranger: getting deflowered
Stranger: what more do you want
You: does someone take her rose and step on it or something
Stranger: yeah thats what it means
Stranger: yr not very good at this whole joke thing are you?
You: its just very late and im getting tired
Stranger: i'll let you off
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Art
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You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: I'm intrigued
You: tell me more
Stranger: what is intriguing you?
Stranger: the way i said "hey"? :)
You: yes
You: it just aroused my interest
Stranger: i thought it was pretty stylish
You: very stylish
You: it had a certain glow to it
Stranger: sometimes i go for hi, this felt like a hey time
You: a true work of art
You: it puts Da Vinci to shame
Stranger: richard da vinci?
Stranger: how do you know him?
Stranger: he's a right dickhead
You: no, no
You: Leonardo
Stranger: oh right
Stranger: not aware of him
Stranger: you go to school with him or something?
You: some say he descended from god's left testicle
You: i used to
You: back in the 15th century
You: when dinosaurs could fly
You: and there was acid in everthing
You: good night sir
Stranger: night!
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