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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: give me a cookie
You: only if you let me twirl your mustache
Stranger: ok
Stranger: come over
You: no, its a trap
Stranger: ah! how did you know
You: the cookies gave it away
Stranger: damn... people dont accept cookies from strangers anymore
You: try using something besides baked goods next time
You: maybe drugs
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: ok
Stranger: lets try again
You: ok
Stranger: give me heroin
You: only if you pay me in cash
Stranger: i am loaded
Stranger: where do we meet
You: ok, so come over and pay me
You: my place
You: right by the police precinct and chris hanson's house
You: you cant miss it
Stranger: ok
Stranger: ill be over there
You: bring a sandwich from subway
You: tuna, no cheese
Stranger: ok
You: on whole wheat
Stranger: anything else?
You: thats it
Stranger: alright
You: but now you fell for the trap
You: this isnt working very well
Stranger: crap
You: it's really late, i must be going, it was a fun conversation, good luck with your endeavors
Stranger: well
Stranger: ill hang up first!
You: good night
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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