Missing Elbow

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Stranger: I LOST MY ELBOW

You: hi

You: OH NO

Stranger: :|

Stranger: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP

You: call 911

Stranger: IT RAN AWAY

Stranger: AND I DNNO WHY

You: try bending your arm and see if it comes back

Stranger: NO NO

Stranger: ITS STILL NOT THERE

Stranger: IM SCARED

Stranger: HOLD ME

You: this is a problem

You: remain calm

Stranger: YES

You: do you have a towel?

Stranger: OH GEEEZ

Stranger: yes actually

Stranger: how odd

You: tie it around you're arm to stop the imaginary blood

Stranger: oh theres no blood

Stranger: THERES JUST NO ELBOW

Stranger: IM ISS MY WENIS

You: therapists also says the rapists

Stranger: whats that?

Stranger: rape?

You: RAPE?

You: NO

You: STOP

You: dont touch me there

Stranger: AHAHAHAH

Stranger: DOES NOT IT FEEL FUNNEH NICE?

You: stabbity stab stab

You: who are you dr frankenfurter?

Stranger: i dont have a penis.

You: would you like one?

You: they have surgeries

Stranger: uhm

Stranger: no

Stranger: because

Stranger: i like wearing little shorts and idk it would feel odd with something in between my legs :S

Stranger: TU ME COMPRENNES?

You: i understand

Stranger: great

Stranger: !

You: i need to go now, it was nice talking to you and good luck with your elbow

Stranger: oh thanks

Stranger: bye

Stranger: you tioo

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