Truffle Shuffle Roleplay

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

Stranger: hey babe

You: i am not a female and i am not a pig

You: good day sir

Stranger: im a pig!

You: SWINE FLU

Stranger: GAAAAAAH

You: so where do we go from here

Stranger: welll

You: down the well?

Stranger: we could pretend i AM a chick and cyber

You: like in the goonies

Stranger: yeah

You: do the truffle shuffle

You: DO IT!!!

Stranger: *commences to shuffle*

You: yeah thats the stuff

Stranger: mmmmm

You: well i'm satisfied

You: *gives you a sticker for best truffle shuffling

Stranger: yay

You: you are one interesting stranger

Stranger: ya

Stranger: you like it dont you

Stranger: YOU DIRTY WHORE

You: i prefer the term working girl

You: and i am very clean, i shower every night

Stranger: well, i am going to RUIN you!!!

You: wow, really?

You: i'm intrigued

Stranger: i'll shoot it in your hair

You: shoot what?

Stranger: JIZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

You: and i'l deflect it with my level five jizz shield

Stranger: not if i reveal my trap card!

You: what are you, eight?

You: nobody uses their trap cards anymore

Stranger: fuck you, im bringing it back

You: i'm intrigued

You: *throws smoke bomb and vanishes

You have disconnected.