National Treasure Roleplay

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You: hey
Stranger: aussie m looking for f pics and cyber on msn
You: can we roleplay a little here first
Stranger: depends
Stranger: I'm listening
You: how horny are you?
Stranger: pretty
You: you enter my house
You: i'm watching national treasure with nic cage
Stranger: Umm...okay
You: you sit down beside me
You: start doing something
Stranger: I put my hand around your shoulder, feeling the smooth skin of your arm
Stranger: my other hand reaches over to your thigh...
You: i reach into my purse
You: I pull out a copy of the declaration of independence
Stranger: and pepper spray me, right?
You: just like nic cage has in the movie
Stranger: ok
You: i unscroll it and start reading it outloud
You: I put on my colonial wig
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I've never been interested in fishing

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You: hi
Stranger: heyyy
Stranger: u hornyyy
You: by horny do you mean have horns
You: if so then yes
Stranger: um no
You: i have two horns
Stranger: okay
Stranger: then
You: ones a french horn
You: the other is a jazz horn
Stranger: i ment r u feelin dirty
You: well i havent showered today
Stranger: i mean do u feel very sexual
Stranger: like u wanna have sex
Stranger: or touch urself
Stranger: or masterbate
You: well whenver my noses itches i scratch it so i guess i touch myself then
Stranger: omg do u wanna have cyber sex
You: is it safe cyber sex?
Stranger: like do u feel like u wanna get naked and touch ur dick or pussy
You: i don't want any viruses
Stranger: like with a condom okay
Stranger: ur u a guy or girl
You: i am from uraguay how did you know?
Stranger: i mean r u a girl or a boy
You: well the law says i'm an adult
Stranger: r u a women or man
You: but my heart still feels young
Stranger: do u know how to masterbate
You: it's probably from all the running I do
Stranger: just tell me if ur a guy or women
You: i don't think one person can be women
Stranger: do u want me to teach u how to masterbate
You: women is for multiple people
Stranger: woman
You: i've never been interested in fishing
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Talk dirty to me

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You: hey
Stranger: are you the one saying hi ryan
You: no
You: this bores me
Stranger: oh i disconnected from some guy and it took me back to him for some reason
Stranger: fuck my cock
Stranger: you slutty whore
Stranger: talk dirty to me
Stranger: baby
Stranger: fuck me
Stranger: oh yeah
Stranger: in that hole
Stranger: come on me
Stranger: money shot all over me
Stranger: you still bored
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Mr. Bigglesworth and Ms. Butterworth

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You: Hello

Stranger: hi

You: Mr. Bigglesworth I presume

Stranger: got me

Stranger: ms butterworth right?

You: Oh dear, I've been found out

Stranger: O; indeed you have

You: You know what this means, don't you?

Stranger: Um...no pants party?

You: That is absurd, of course there will be a no pants party

Stranger: I'm invited right?

You: Invited? HA

Stranger: I'll bring snacks :3

You: You are on the VIP list

Stranger: Oh heck yeah ;D

You: Mmm... Snacks you say?

You: What kind of snacks?

Stranger: poptarts and ring pops

You: I shall bring the fermented yak urine beverage

Stranger: I'll bring the giant glass to put it in

You: No need, we can drink it straight out of the bladder

Stranger: well ive never drank it that way before

Stranger: but ill try anything once

You: I'll try anything twice ;)

Stranger: Oh really now? O:

You: Oh yes

You: Meow!!!

Stranger: So ms. Butterworth are you really a ms?

You: Well with the way this conversation seems to be going, not for very much longer

You: teehee

Stranger: You are a lady.

You: and you are quite the gentleman

You: but I hope you are less gentle in bed...

Stranger: Im not a man. O:<

You: so this isnt Mr. Bigglesworth?

Stranger: I am too a lady

Stranger: no its his wife

You: This is embarassing

You: Ummm

Stranger: So you've been sleeping with my husband?

You: my casserole is finished, I need to go

Stranger: :D i want some

You: and someone's calling the phone

You: and there's a census taker at the door

You: and the mormons are at the back door

You: bye bye now

Stranger: XD

Stranger: byr

Stranger: bye*

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Hey ho, lets go hey ho, lets go!

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You: Hey

Stranger: Ho

You: Heeeeey

Stranger: Ho!!!!!!

You: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey!!!

Stranger: HO!!!!!!!!!!! LET'S GO!!!!!!!!

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30% of women...

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Stranger: 30 percent of women have had a sexual encounter with a dog, oral or more.
You: wow
You: can you back up that statistic?
Stranger: wiki it
Stranger: are you a girl
You: nope
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Where da bud at?

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You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: where da bud at?
Stranger: IN JAIL
You: shiiit!
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Türk müsün ?

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Stranger: hey

You: hello

Stranger: asl

You: 17 m ny

You: you?

Stranger: türk müsün ?:D

Stranger: aq ! :D

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You have 15 seconds to impress me

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You: hi

Stranger: hi

You: you have 15 seconds to impress me

You: GO

You: 15

You: 14

You: 13

You: 12

You: 11

Stranger: shit

You: 10

You: 9

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You: 7

You: 6

You: 5

You: 4

You: 3

Stranger: bull shit

You: 2

You: 1

You: anything?

You: guess not

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You're hired

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You: hi

Stranger: hey

You: ooh, you sound enthusiastic

You: i like that

You: you're hired

Stranger: for what?

You: can you start monday?

You: your new job

Stranger: haha

Stranger: what kinda job>

Stranger: *?

You: that doesn't matter

You: what matters is that you got the job

You: so can you start monday or not

Stranger: no

Stranger: i wanna start now

Stranger: hahaha

You: we're normally closed on the weekends

Stranger: ok bye the

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Yo mama

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You: hey

Stranger: do you know whos a whore

You: umm

Stranger: yo moma

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Metric System

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Stranger: hello

You: hi

You: stranger

Stranger: do u like dick

Stranger: mines a 17cm

Stranger: urs

You: sorry, I dont use the metric system

Stranger: so ur a yank?

Stranger: ????

You: I prefer the term asshole

Stranger: chick or dick?

You: rooster

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Gay?

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You: 5 days!!!

Stranger: Gay?

You: do you know what is in 5 days?

Stranger: When my mouth is going to be on your dick for 24 hours

You: wow

You: that's an odd guess

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U hav brown hair

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You: hi

Stranger: u hav brown hair

You: red

Stranger: fuck

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Awesome Spanish Dude

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You: hi

Stranger: communist?

You: does a red beard count?

Stranger: no

Stranger: you have to be a true one

Stranger: an idealist

You: meaning what exactly

Stranger: meaning like one who really wants the proletarian revolution against this slavist system

You: where do you live?

Stranger: does that really matter?

Stranger: well you can guess

You: im just curious

Stranger: Spain

You: how long have you been living there

Stranger: i've been born here

You: but were you living there 30 years ago?

Stranger: no 24

You: my mom went there about 30 years ago and she told me how bad it was, with the secret police

Stranger: yeah well we had i quite strong dictatorship

Stranger: like 30 years ago was in middle of the transition process

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Are you a horny girl?

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You: Hi

Stranger: are you a horny girl?

You: it's called porn

You: use it

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My name is Tiger Woods

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You: hi

Stranger: you got a big dick???

You: what do you think is big?

Stranger: i have a sex addiction and i need to see a dick

Stranger: my name is tiger woods

Stranger: 15 inches is pretty big

You: unrealistic

Stranger: not for me. i only get the choice cut

You: wow

Stranger: and i meant 15 inches in diameter

Stranger: i used to work at a zoo

Stranger: i love elephant cock

Stranger: ...in my hairy asshole

Stranger: i used to be a guy

You: this is very explicit

Stranger: enough about me how about you big guy

Stranger: or girl...

Stranger: or tranny like me

Stranger: you wanna turn on your webcam and see me fist my asshole?

You: not really

Stranger: you sure? i can fit both fists

You: no thanks

Stranger: do you wanna fist my asshole?

Stranger: its not THAT dirty

You: no

Stranger: yeah you do pussy

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You keeping it real? No, I took the blue pill...

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You: hi

Stranger: Whatup

Stranger: homie

Stranger: you keeping it real?

You: no

Stranger: good.. real sucks

Stranger: graphics outside are horrible

You: I took the blue pill

Stranger: ah shit

Stranger: i don't remember which does what

You: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Redpill

Stranger: I see

Stranger: I took some kind of pill from my uncle

Stranger: I wouldn't reccomend it

You: what did he do to you?

Stranger: my uncle... he didn't do anything to me

Stranger: i just took some pills

Stranger: I could taste colors for about an hour

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Wild stranger appeared

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You: hi

Stranger: Wild stranger appeared.

You: I throw my pokeball?

You: and shoot you with a tranquilizer dart?

Stranger: Wild stranger broke free!

You: I say I'm sorry and ask you out to dinner

You: or coffee

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Are you gay?

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You: hi

Stranger: are you gay

You: no

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HUGE RIBBED ITALIAN COCK

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You: hi

Stranger: do u wanna see my HUGE RIBBED ITALIAN COCK?

You: does it have feathers?

Stranger: yes

Stranger: banderass_85@hotmail.com

Stranger: add m

Stranger: e

Stranger: on msn

You: i will not

Stranger: why

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Girls from Texas

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Stranger: sup needle dick?

You: hi

You: its actually a hypodermic needle

You: filled with aids and shit

Stranger: o man

You: like literally

You: full of fecal matter

Stranger: that is quite unfortunate

You: you would think so but all the ladies in new jersey just love it

Stranger: hm guess differnt chics like differnt things

You: yeah

Stranger: the girls from down here in texas love is when he piss up there but hole and smear are shit down there face

You: cool

Stranger: meh

Stranger: its a lot of work actually

You: how so

You: explain, in detail please

Stranger: well all that shiting and pissing gets exuasting ya no

Stranger: i mean like i gotta take lacsitives jsut do shit enough

Stranger: and then sometimes then complain that im not pissing hard enough and man it just gets annoying

You: sorry to hear that man

Stranger: thanks

Stranger: it means a lot to know there's someone who cares

You: there always is

Stranger: :') thank you so much

You: youre very welcome

Stranger: you have changed my life

You: i have that effect on people?

Stranger: yes

Stranger: yes you do you kind soul

You: stop you're being too kind

Stranger: no i mean it

Stranger: i felt so usless just shitting and pissing up butholes all the time

Stranger: but yuo

Stranger: you made me feel importan

You: thank you and good night

Stranger: yes good night to you as well

Stranger: may the force be with you

Stranger: and your needle dick

You: and you as well, wise pee-er into girls assholes

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